I'm about to tell you all something you probably didn't want to know. Avert your eyes now or be held responsible for the knowledge you're about to acquire.
I will not be blamed for you having read this later.
You've been warned.
Just now a maintenance man left our apartment after having fixed two drawers and an air conditioning vent. He was here for about an hour and a half.
I had to poo the entire time.
THE ENTIRE TIME.
He is so lucky I didn't just throw my hands up in the air and say, "be back in a few, dude," on my way to the bathroom.
Because pregnant stank is the worst stank in the world.
Now you know.
And here's a picture of a cute puppy to make up for it.
Do you have an awkward poop story? Will you tell me? Isn't my puppy cute?