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I'm about to tell you all something you probably didn't want to know. Avert your eyes now or be held responsible for the knowledge you're about to acquire.

I'm serious.

I will not be blamed for you having read this later.

Okay.

You've been warned.

Just now a maintenance man left our apartment after having fixed two drawers and an air conditioning vent. He was here for about an hour and a half.

I had to poo the entire time.

THE ENTIRE TIME.

He is so lucky I didn't just throw my hands up in the air and say, "be back in a few, dude," on my way to the bathroom.

Because pregnant stank is the worst stank in the world.

Now you know.

And here's a picture of a cute puppy to make up for it.

^^^ Our Llama Dog on the first day we had him. He was so little!

Do you have an awkward poop story? Will you tell me? Isn't my puppy cute?